You might be a homeschooler if. . .

...you get really excited when your mom tells you can do the dishes and solve Two Minute Mysteries at the same time. 

...you find a moth in the backyard and insist that your brother look up on Wikipedia to find the exact species, and

...then see if that same brother will read you a story. 

...you get really excited to observe the 4 inch wide root that is running down the middle of the old drain pipe that is being replaced.  

...you think that your older brother's and sister's math manipulatives are blocks to play with.